If I wanted to make a big business out of dentistry I would definitely hire Jackie Chan or somebody with the same martial arts skill as him.

Why would I do that? Simple, because if you have a guy like Jackie Chan in your clinic, you dont have to worry about buying expensive anesthesiacs and similar drugs because that would all go directly to my pocket. What I would do is to simply have Jackie appear during the tooth extraction. Imagine the delight of the clients. Not only would they have the opportunity to have their photos taken with the famous movie star, their tooth would also be extracted by the Hong Kong filmstar.

How will he do it? Remember the film Supercop? Wherein he punched his enemy so hard their teeth just popped out? Well, I'd have Jackie do that to my patients.

Okay that was silly, but you did have a good laugh right? And another thing Jackie would be great for? I could have him go outside and beat the crap of all passersby. Later the same passersby could visit my clinic to have their teeth checked.Alright I am going to stop now. I just remembered that I have to pass  term papers tommorrow.